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I present to you a dialogue between me and Squashed-Face Cat, who walks like he has four peg legs. I was killing time, because I have to be at each job for half an hour and the greyhound isn't into the petting, plus we'd already had our (incredibly hot) walk.

me: Aren't you an adorable kitty! *pets*
SFC: Yes I am.
me: I am going to rub your belly! *rubs belly*
SFC: Excellent. Do continue. I will even stretch out so it's easier.
me: You're a sweet cat, aren't you? Yes you are!
SFC: I am now going to savage your hand for no apparent reason. *savages*
me: Yes you arRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!



Oh my lord, the cats in this job! Three of them now have decided I am a scratching post, and then there's the dog who tries to gnaw on my leg (I'm not even joking) and the OTHER dog who jumped me and knocked me down yesterday.



On an unrelated topic, while I was on the phone with Dee, I was half-listening to NPR. However, I had it turned down pretty far in order to hear her, so all I caught from the news broadcast was "...do not sodomize the children."

Whaaaaat.


Could someone who was listening to 90.9 around 1:20 this afternoon tell me what was going on with that?
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