Conversations

A SuperBowl conversation, after 2 of 3 commercials (Bud beer, Pepsi, a jobfinder site) had used the word crisp to advertise the product, and the 3rd was mentioned.

Me, sarcastic: Gee, is the job site crisp too?
(a silence)
Ethan: You won't know that until you get to college!
Dad: What?
Me: What?
Dad: Does that mean anything?
Me: I can't remember my exact question, but that was not the answer...

Idiot.