MHSDG

Where's your Guildenroy...?


"Remember my motto, Polonius! Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!"


Me, to Chelmsford girls: Hi, I'm looking for Mike?
Chelmsford girl 1: Which?
Me: Flowers.
CG1: Oh, he's not here right now.
Emily (joyously and erroneously): He's Grace's boytoy!
CG1 (with strange look): He doesn't go for that, you know that, right?
Me: Yes - I've met him before. She's just insane. Don't worry about it. I'll see you later -
CG2 (finally catching on, as we go): You know he's gay, right?
Me: We just had this conversation!


Framingham Costume Ninja: Is squareball [foursquare] your school sport or something? They're playing kinda viscious.
Me: Yeeeeah. Pretty much.


Out-of-town guys are prettier. Seriously, they are. Much much prettier. Congrats, Framingham Melrose Leominster. We did our best, WA...