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I should tell Dama I had a dream in which she shoved me off a piece of set that was about 15 feet in the air.

So...


Oy! You tried to kill me again!

Talking with George

her: Stay right there. Don't move.
me: *sits and stays*
her: THWACK!!!
...
me: why?
her: You mean, why the THWACK!!! ?
me: yes
her: You know, that's a very good question.
her: One that, were I in your position, I would also ask.
me: and the answer?
her: The answer to what?