My favorite thing today.

Me: Well, the reason that Mel told Billy to tell you to call me was that Yes.
Him: Cool.
Emily: YOU TWO ARE THE MOST UNROMANTIC PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
Me: Then we're pretty well matched then aren't we!

and...

Emily: I never realize how disproportioned you are until you wear a skirt.
Me: Shut up! It's just because I have tiny little fucking legs!
Emily: And a large chest.
Me, at a yell: And a large chest, yes, thank you!


(it had been a looooong day by that point)