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"And Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire. Soooo that's fun. I think that's funny. Cause he was a mass-murdering fuckhead."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Covered in BEEEEEEEES."

"Trouble is Ich Bin Ein Berliner means I am a donut. ... It's like going to Frankfort. Iiiii am a frankfurter! Hamburg: Iiii am a HAMBURGER."

"Fuckin' donuts."

"Well fuck pears."



Hurrah for Eddie Izzard when I should be doing homework.