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Sarah reads something in Spanish from her book, most of which I catch. I miss one word, however. The following dialogue ensues...


Me: "The what of Guadelupe is huge?"
Sarah: *repeats the word*
Me: "The penis?"
Sarah: "No! La mujer que no conoce la penis!"
Me: "The what?"
Sarah: "The Virgin! Conocer means to meet or be familiar with! SHE DOES NOT KNOW THE PENIS!"
Me: "Ohhhhh. That Virgin of Guadelupe."